Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping
Libra: forer effect
Sagittarius: I admit
Aquarius: are kinda
Pisces: funYES OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS POST MORE THAN I HAVE EVER LOVED BEFORE
The forer effect is when people will go “that’s me!” to a horoscope or personality quiz, but the descriptions are vague enough to fit a wide range of people
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